I'm a Stud

Luigi here. Not sure if you heard- but I'm a stud.
What? I can't be a stud because I have been neutered? That's a little harsh, don't you think..

I know I'm a stud- my shampoo says so. My ma got me this stud shampoo for Valentine's day.

I got a lady coming ova tomorrow and I needs your advise on what new collar I should wear. You know, to show off my fat-boy-figure. 

Ma makes our collars- she has a shop on the Etsy. Yup. Its called 2PugglesAtHome, but we bet that it will be 2TweedlesAtHome pretty soon..  Ma made my last collar, but I've had it for a while and now its a bit grimey. I gots a lady friend coming ova on Wednesday and I gotta look good for her, you know. 

Which should I pick? 

-The stud, Luigi

June Barkbox: Official Review & Coupon Code

Our Barkybox came in! We were waiting.. and waiting.. and waiting, but the mailman finally dropped it off. Good thing- barking at him was disturbing our naps! 

We had to take our time to try everything out so that we can give you the very bestest of Tweedle reviews. We have now tried everything- although sister-Emma and ma both tried to keep that from happening (more on that later). 

Our favoritest part of the whole box was the Primal Freeze-dried beef. We had a little run in with a certain Moo-ing animal a few weeks ago and we told it it we would get them, and so now we did. Try to step on us again cow! See what happens! Our liver treats are oh so good and yummy.

We also got some Healthy Dogma blissful banana crisps. We didn't know what this was about, so we were excited to try them. You know what 'nana's are? They are fruits! These are certainly better than vegetables, but a bit of a disappointment. On the other hand, we have been told we need to "lose weight" and reason that we should be allowed to eat all the fruits we want. Stay tuned for how that went over with ma.. 

We also gots a Bum in our box. Yup, a bum. A monkey to be exact. Sister-Emma tried to steal the bum, but we founds it. The bum is a very high quality toy. It has stood up to even Sister-Lucy trying to play unbuild-a-bear - uhh, -a-bum. 

That's me- Luigi- with the bum. I tried to hide it, but it didn't work so well. 

Our sister-Emma likes the bum too.. 

Our Froggie was not so lucky. Yes, we got a red frog in our Barkybox. Unfortunate for the frog, it only made it about 3 days before it was an empty carcass that no longer squeaked. We no telly you who this made by so you no get one for your doggie. 

Now you've read our review, we are here with a special gift for you. Get 10% off a BarkBox for your pooch by using our link: http://ruv.barkbox.com/x/FG0mRY

When you done with your Barkbox, no forgetty to recycle it. We gives it to our pet wabbit. Her name is Chili. 

Hello? Is this thing on?

Mario and Luigi here- you may know us from @The Tweedles: Mario & Luigi on the faceybookey. We are a bonded pair- extraordinaire! 

We come from humble beginnings- 
We used to live in Missouri with an elderly man. Then he died and his family didn't want us (punks). They contacted the great Julie Adams, luckily, and asked if she could take on two fat min pin dachshund mixes. The other option would be we would be dropped off at a killing shelter in rural MO (shudder). Mama Julie agreed to come and meet us - we were so fat, she couldn't say no. We overwhelmed her with our charm! We loaded into her car and went to live at mama Julie's house until a "foster" was available in some place called "New England." 

This is us.. at mama Julie's 

Well, one day we were just mindin' our own business, diggin' at mama Julie's when she said we were ready to go to that "New England" place. We said "what?" "go?" and we got on the biggest moving kennel we've ever seen. We didn't dare complain though, that bald man told us what was up- we were going to some "New England" 

Here's the bald man.. 

 

Eventually the bald man let us out and we gots in another car for another looong drive. 

We said "Hey Luigi, I don't think we're in Missouri anymore" "This certainly isn't Missouri" 

 

We got to our ma's house and hid in the crate for 2 whole days together- we had a lot of sleeping to catch up on. Then we checked the place out. We decided it was a good landing place and that we'd make this our forever home. Ma thought we were just "fosters" but we knew no one would want to adopt us. 

Luigi even acted terribly at all the adoption events to be sure! 

Eventually ma realized she wasn't going to get rid of us, we loved her too much and she loved us. Now we have all these antics to share with you. 

(Don't worry- mama Julie still loves us, she came and visited even.. See!)

With Belly Rubs and face licks,
Mario & Luigi