Antlers are our newest obsession. Our fwiend Oso brought some over when he came to stay with us while his ma was on vacation- the first time he stayed with us (he has stayed with us 3 or 4 times now). We all stole Oso's toy and ma had to go out and get some for us cuz she felt bad.
Well ma thought these antlers were too expensive and didn't want to be spending that kind of money. Since there's five of us in total, she has to buy 5 of everything or else we fight... Well, we generally still fight over them, but that's besides the point.
Its a good thing she made fwiends with someone who has a huntin' dog (yup- just like Mr. Laken's huntin' dogs) but this huntin' dog finds moose antlers (Mr. Laken's huntin' dogs find quackers). So ma gets a good price on these here antlers so we can all enjoy them.
We loves the antlers. We chew for a while, then we leave them be, then we hide them in the couch. Then someone digs them up and we think we got a whole new chew!
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| Sister-Emma showing the proper form of Antler chewin' (she makes a pretty model) |
Our tried and true favorite chew are bully sticks. Uh huh. We love 'em. Ma says we chewing on bulls penis and we like "wait, are you making fun of us cuz we have male life partners?" Bully sticks are the best. They smell good, they chew good. They don't last that long... we finish them in one sittin' (she usually gives us little pieces).
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| That's me, Mario, with my bully stick. Hard at work. Om Nom. |
Funny story, me, Mario, I always get the shortest one. You know, cuz of my teefth. Brother-Bowser and Luigi both are done the fastest so they get the biggest. Ma buys these in bulk for us too, cuz you know, there's a lot of us. If you wants 6 6" sticks for $20, email her too.
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| Me, Mario's, teefth |
Mario
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